I have this problem where I always sit in pee whenever I wear this certain pair of jeans. One time I was at my sister in law's house. While I was there I sat on the couch. It was really wet. Because it was so wet I sat up and smelt it. Apparently my nephew had just peed there. I decided to avoid their home for a while. After I washed that pair of jeans I went over to a friend's house. I sat down in a big puddle of cat pee. It was disgusting. I have officially decided that the pair of pants I was wearing is cursed. If I weren't wearing them I would never sit in pee of any sort. That is just my conclusion.