Every so often, a headline makes you stop and look – like “7 year old steals car!” Headlines of 7 year steals car are correct - a 7 year old boy in Plain City, Utah (it should be Plain State) stole his fathers’ Dodge Intrepid to skip church. He managed to find a parking lot and turn around and head home. The further comedy is that he began a police chase, wherein officers tried to stop the tyke – but he eluded them. (Police officers were eluded by a 7 year old – and we give them guns.) After the news of 7 year old steals car broke, it’s good to know the kid won’t need no fax payday loans for bail.